So awhile ago I wrote about all of the very flattering spam my comment filter was catching, stuff too flattering even for my mom to write. Yesterday I got a new kind of spam message. It reads:
“The next time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as significantly as this 1. I mean, I know it was my selection to read, but I in fact thought youd have something fascinating to say. All I hear is often a bunch of whining about something that you simply could fix if you ever werent too busy looking for attention.”
Which is sort of a jerk thing to say just to sell Nike knockoffs. At least it is a bit less monotonous than the other spam I get.